Ok. I'm going to break a promise made to myself. I'm going to mention "Warren Kinsella". Why have I broken this blogs taboo? Because he's made a post that is way too illustrative of what a punch-drunk, yesterday's man he truly is:
Here is his post with my comments:
TOP TEN REASONS TO DEFEAT THE REFORMATORIES NOW
(Ok.. out of the shute. How do you respect someone, or take someone serious who seeks to use "name-calling" as an avenue of political influence. Yes Warren, we are the "Reformatories" and you are a doodie-head. Something I would expect from the oafish zealots at Canadian Cynic, not from an alleged "serious" politico)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Last night, as in previous days and nights, people have asked me if I want an election now or later.
Now, I say, even though I know I'm not going to get my way (because the NDP fears losing seats to us, and because the Bloc fears losing the next opportunity to top-up their pensions). I never get my way, dammit.
Here's why I personally want to go now:
1. The economy is down, way down. Unemployment, bankruptcies and the deficit are up -way up. And the Harper "government" has no plan to get us through any of it. If having no plan - not an idea, not a clue, not the faintest inkling - about how to get Canada through a brutal recession isn't reason enough to defeat Harper's B-Team, can someone tell me what is? The job of the opposition is to oppose. Period.
(If this isn't the pot calling the pot a pot, I don't know what is. Seriously. The Harper government is running the country. They are spending $10.5 million more on pandemic funding, with some apparent foresight as far back as 2006 regarding the current pandemic which is hitting frightening levels in Manitoba first nation communities. They are battling your friend Barack Obama's country over unfair subsidies on "black liquor" which is killing the Canadian pulp industry. They have committed 80% of stimulus spending to Canada-wide projects - including expansion of the National Trails program for which Harper just received an award from the CCSO.
Which begs the question - what is Michael Ignatieff doing? What is he planning on doing? Well, we, the Canadian public are waiting. And that's the point. For all of their complaints about closet Republicans, Michael is the closest thing this country has to George W. Bush. He is a good-old boy, big man on campus, who seeks to obtain power based upon pure force of will and personality - but devoid of intelligent, reasoned goals to lead us forward. He has no playbook, but is demanding to be the quarterback. Seriously Kinsella.. at least have the intelligence to put forward YOUR plan when your criticizing someone else for not having one.)2. Journalists say people don't want an election right now. Journalists always say "people don't want an election right now." Hell, I recall one recent campaign that happened over Christmas, and parka-clad Canadians still showed up in their millions to vote. Remember that one? Call it, and they will come.
(In other words, Canadians, Michael and I don't care what you want or when you want it. You'll have an election and like it. Regardless of the impact on the current economic turnaround, we want power, and we're just that arrogant to put our needs ahead of the rest of you. Which isn't surprising, seeing as Michael isn't truly a citizen of this country in any committed sense.)3. Some people will say to pollsters that they oppose having so many elections all the time. That's fair. It's also fair to observe that, if they wanted to avoid elections happening three times since 2004, they would have elected a majority somewhere in the meantime. They didn't.
(Truly, you cannot have just said that. Yes, don't you know, Canadians, that when you last went to the polls, each and every one of you placed your ballot ASKING for a minority government - you remember that extra box, don't you, "I want a minority government". I confess, I must have missed it, but Warren assures us it was there. Conservatives, Liberals, NDP's, Greens - each of you, according to Kinsella, DESERVE to have an election foisted upon you. Why? Because Michael wants one.)4. All Summer, the Reformatories
(again with the name-calling)will crisscross the country, making all manner of "stimulus" spending announcements, alongside beaming mayors and Premiers. Opposition politicians don't get invited to those announcements. The Conservatives may not get more popular, as a result, but they'll arguably get less unpopular.
Ah, now we're getting closer to the truth. The Liberals polls are peaking. So, because Warren and Michael are afraid their thin little window of opportunity is closing, they want the election now. Again - to hell with what Canada needs - this is about political opportunism - but it's different from the opportunism that Michael complained about with Lisa Raitt, really, trust us. Memo to WK and MI - when Chantel Hebert is taking the Tory's side on this point, you know you're wrong)5. They'll get less unpopular, too, because the House of Commons won't be sitting. That's what always happens when a legislature isn't in session - governments go up in the polls. Question Period is good for the questioners, not the answerers. Ask the Harper Minister who says cancer is "sexy."
("Less Unpopular"? Think about that description. Sounds like what he really means is "the Conservatives are going to get MORE popular. And someone doesn't like that. Even if it means that the Country is going to be better off.. we can't have that. Michael Ignatieff and Warren Kinsella are deathly afraid that the economy is going to come around. Consider that for a moment too. They are unhappy if the Country does better - because is diminishes their chance for glory. And Ignatieff complains about Lisa Raitt.. for shame.)6. The Liberal Party of Canada is ready - it's got the big money, it's got the dream candidates, it's readying a winning platform, it's more united and pumped-up than it's been in years. Drop the writ, and we're ready to drop the Reformatories.
(Warren: "I'm not scared, really.." I think it's called whistling by the graveyard.)7. And while we are on the subject of the Reformatories
(again, the name calling. one might be forced to think this is all Warren has. Like the little twirp in schoolyard, when you're left with nothing but name-calling, well, you don't have much): in politics, as in war, you attack when your opponent is weak, not strong. (That's so intrinsically basic, I'm not sure why I need to say it so often, but apparently I do.) Right now - due to the recession, due to a stumblebum Tory team, due to their leader who nobody likes - we know the other side is really, really weak. In a few months - due to a economy rebounding, mainly - they could be strong. Go with what you know is the reality, not what you hope may be the reality. (And hit first, make it hurt, and don't stop hitting the Harper Cons until the day after the election.)
(Warren: "We know the other side is really, really weak". Uh, gee, if being really, really weak means being behind 4.7% in the polls with a 1% margin of error, the Liberals must have been practically DEAD when they were behind 12 POINTS going into the last election. But - better yet -Warren finally, opens up to the real basis of his whole post - "In a few months - due to a economy rebounding, mainly - they (Conservatives) could be strong."
Again - this is the fundamental point. Ignatieff and his schnauzer Kinsella are extremely upset that this recession may be short-lived. That more Canadians may not lose their jobs. And that, sorry, is just pathetic. Fundamentally, this is Michael Ignatieff's raison d'etre, his reason for being - to be liked, to be admired, to be the big man on campus. His is not the goal of seeing Canada succeed, his is the goal of seeing Michael succeed. What he truly wants is to criticize everything that Stephen Harper does, and then, when it succeeds, he wants to sit on the throne of government and take the credit.)8. Not only do the Reformatories
(more name calling - see above) not have a plan, they don't know who they are anymore, either. They - the great fiscal hawks - have conjured up the greatest budgetary deficit in Canada's history. They - the great men of conservative principle - have shredded every conservative tenet they once held dear, just to hold onto power for a bit longer. As a consequence, their grassroots and caucus are very, very, very uncertain - and a lot of them are very unhappy, too. It's mean, I know, to suggest kicking them when they're down - but we should kick them when they're down.
(In other words, as much as we like to mislead and distort, suggesting the Conservatives are zealots and ideologues, in fact, we have to admit, they are able to adapt their policy to the needs of the Country. And they have shown a willingness to do that even at the risk of alienating some of their hard line fiscal Conservatives. How dare they!)9. We've got the best leader in Michael Ignatieff. We just do. Our guy is smart, calm, and accomplished; their guy is an alleged economist who can't balance the books, and a rageaholic who critically requires anger management therapy. Harper has spent $3 million to run ads attacking Michael's personality - but ended up (a) reminding everyone what they didn't like about Stephen's personality and (b) reminding everyone that Stephen is really, really worried about Michael. The Reformatory brain trust (an oxymoron, I know) did those ads because Michael Ignatieff scares the living shit out of them. They should be scared. He's Prime Ministerial; their guy, even after four long years at 24 Sussex, still isn't.
(Blah, Blah, Blah.. isn't Michael pretty, isn't he bright.. didn't you see, he had his picture posted in his true country of preference, in New York and Las Vegas.. and oh yeah, Stephen Harper is a rotten, mean man for telling the truth about Michael having no demonstrated desire to live in, let alone serve, Canada - but when we just make gratuitous, unspecified attacks on Stephen Harper (a rageaholic), well, that's ok. MICHAEL DESERVES TO BE PRIME MINISTER. JUST LIKE HE DESERVED TO BE THE LEADER OF THE LIBERALS.)10. Change. Change, change, change. People want it. They need it. These idiots have been in power for what amounts to a majority term. Apart from creating a massive deficit
(at the Demand of Michael Ignatieff)- and apart from incessantly bleating "it's a global recession, it's not our fault" whenever asked for an economic plan
(are you that stupid that you deny that reality, are you actually suggesting that the global recession is the responsibility of Stephen Harper?)- the Harper Reformatories have done precisely diddley squat. They had their shot, and they made things measurably worse. It's therefore time for a change.
And change is coming, sooner or later.
(Yes, I agree. And that change will be that Michael and the Canadian public, will discover you are yesterday's man, as a result of, hopefully, the Canadian public realizing that a forced election will be an effort to accomplish nothing but feeding Michael's incredible ego.)